impending ******' planetry disaster

excuse my ****** language Captain Manwaring, isn't the USA spiralling the Planet into hopeless disaster, and all we can do is sit back and watch them from aaaffffaaaarrrrrrrr... as UBS and Deutsche Bank weald their losses into the planet today all we can do is grab wretchedly for our welfare food stamps (queues of over 2 million people apparently, bet that's not on CNN?!) ....my continued tales from my hols, lets talk about Starbucks, or Starbunkles as I like to call it, huge conglomeration, purveyors of quite good coffee (ITS JUST COFFEE AND WATER!!!!) , over there, over here, everywhere - infact where I was staying there were 3 in 1 block, yes 3, and in the morning I had to keep walking round the block until I could find a seat they are so busy, and they've even got their own ******' record label now... first of all, I read a very interesting thing in the New York Times (about the only legible thing in fact), 2 journos had done the low-down on all this so called healthy stuff Starbunkles peddles,, you know, the healthy yoghurtey based things, etc, etc, ... when they put it in for analysis it contained so much sugar and fat you would have a heart attack just looking at it... so liars, liars pants on fiars Starbunklets, what an industry they've created, on the one hand I want to fire bomb everyone one, on the other I love the cosy loveliness of every store, potential hit writers sitting there with their laptops, people e mailing, luvverly muffin-tops, gentle Americana music from the ol' country, and with the UK £ worth a mint 300 coffees for the price of 1 in the UK. Starbunkles Love Ya, HATE YA, love ya HATE YA, love HATE, love HATE HATE HATE HATE LUV...  if only Barrack could get Starbunklets on his side ...  everyone report Captain Manwaring

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