I was Cowe(ll)ering behind the Sofa
Britain's Got Talent, too *****' right it has, what a masterpiece of ingenuity this Show is. Its the only good thing Cowell has brought to this Earth. So ******' hilarious on a Saturday night I was falling behind the sofa with laughter eruptions (there's gonna be an eruption!)... Sod off all those other Cowell vehicles (yes, I know - she's number one in every country and half the stratosphere), but this is the tip-it-top-it-take-it, in absolute laughter-bums in the air UK embarrassing itself, and then laughing at the consequences.. Its innocent, no-one really gets hurt, none of that dreadful humiliation stuff (there's no mulitmillion £ campaign Cowell has to meet), it has a kinda post-modern irony mixed with Opportunity Knocks... c'mon Simon, this is good - FOR ONCE!! **** the Culture Show, I'm back over to ITV.
